A is for avastin. I like it very much...mostly cuz it doesn't do very much (bad)
I never see it coming and I don't see it going
so pump me full of avastin, ever just a touch
B is for benadryl, it makes me a 'tard
I can't move, I can't talk, I take it rather hard.
If you wanna see me being fairly loopy,
let me chug some benadryl and babble til I'm droopy
C is for comptaser which stands for diarrhea
how that works with no colon, I have no idea,
it sounds like fun, sounds like a blast.
but at least I won't have explosions out my ass!
E is for erbitux. this I fear is horrid.
it's been called many names, so I'm not looking forward.
check back soon if I don't crash, and ask my opinion of the erbi-rash!